unf-hans:

baelor:

bad lip reading

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motherfucka you gay

CRYING

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fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

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der-prinz-aus-stahl:

flyawaymax:

That’s the opposite of a problem

I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?
"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"
"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"
"‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no." - And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)

(Source: emilys-nostalgia)




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iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

surprisedbitch:

me trying to flirt

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